Shehzada Saleem Aur Anarkali

Ek Bar Shehzada Saleem Bade Mood Mein Aakar Anarkali Se Bola
“Anarkali Hum Tumhari Phudi Lena Chahte Hai”
Anarkali: “Shehzada Hazur Itni Badi Cheez Maang Li Aap Ne”
Saleem:  “Ohhhhh Agar Itni Hi Badi Hai To Rehne Hi Do Phir“

Companies Condom Name

Nokia Condoms – Connecting People
Mrf Condoms – Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
Moov Condoms – Aah Se Ahaa Tak
Dunlop Condoms – Extra Wide Extra Grip
Mirinda Condoms – Zor Ka Jhatka Dhere Se Laghe
Air India Condom – The Maharaja Condom
Panama Condoms – Nothing Between You And Me
Duracell Condoms – Longer Lasting
Gadgil Condoms – Environment Friendly
Hero Honda Condom – Fill It, Shut It, Forget It
Mrf Zigma Condoms – Space Age Condoms
Lux Condoms – Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
Kelvinator Condom – Its The Coolest One
Bajaj Condoms – Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
Four Square Condom – Live Life King Size
Videocon Condoms – Bring Home The Leader
Philps Condoms – Lets Make Things Better
Onida Condoms – Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
Pepsi Condoms – Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ….Aaaha
Thums Up Condoms – Taste The Thunder
Coca-Cola Condoms – Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only Coca-Cola Condoms
Ariel Condoms – Dhundate Reh Jaaoge
Rotomac Condoms – Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
Wills Condoms – Made For Each Other
Servo Condoms – Use Servo, Add Life
Ceat Condoms – Born Tough
Amul Condom – A Gift For Someone You Love
Bpl Condoms – Beleive In The Best
Nike Condoms – Just Do It
Siemens Condoms – Communication Unlimited
Visa Condoms – Go Get It
Bagpiper Condoms – Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Baithenge Teen Yaar,Main, Aap Aur Begpiper Condom
Polo Condoms – A Condom With A Hole
Colgate Condoms – Maa-Maa Mere Condom Me Ched Hai
Cadburry Condom – Asli Swad Jindagi Ka
Prestige Cooker Condom – Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
Wills Condoms – Official Sponsor For Indian Cricket Team
Mint-O – Condoms – The Whole Condom
Sony Condoms – Its A Condom
Surf Condom – Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise

Santa Da Bachha And Telegram

Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai

Par Delievery Wale Din Sante Di Biwi Ne Ek Badi Sunder Ji Kudi Nu Janam Ditta
Hun Sante Da Piyo Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Hun Sante Nu Kinj Dassa
Je Mein Likhya Ki “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Santa Samjhega Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Je Main Likhda Haan Ki “Watch Has Not Arrived” Te Santa Sochega Ki Koi Panga Ho Gaya Hai
Par Usda Piyo Bada Syana Si Te Oh Ek Soludion Kadd Ke Sante Nu Telegram Send Kar Denda Hai
Santa Nu Telegram Milda Hai Jisde Vichh Likhya Hunda Hai
“The Watch Has Arrived, But The Pendulum Is Missing”

Failure Is Not When Your Girlfriend Leaves You

Failure Is Not When Your Girlfriend Leaves You,
Its Only When You Leave Her…… Virgin

Condom Company Sponsor Cricket World Cup

Agar Koi Condom Company Ne Cricket World Cup Ko Sponsor Kiya Hota To Uski Advertisment Esi Hoti

Cover Your Stump.
Before You Pump

Responses During Sex With Different Girls

Responses During Sex With Different Girls
Girlfriend – “Wow Darling, This Is Great”
Prostitute – “Come On.. Finish It Now..”
Wife – “I Think The Ceiling Needs Painting..“

Beti Ki Shadi Kar Deni Chahiye

Ek Baap Badi Pareshani Mein Thha Aur Patni Ko Kah Raha Thha
“Ab Hume Beti Ki Shaadi Jaldi Kar Deni Chahiye”
Mom: “Ji Haan Kitchen Se Ab Roj Gajar Muli Gayab Ho Rahi Hai”
Grandfather: “Do Din Se Meri Ladki Bhi Gayab Hai“

Jija Ji Ka Aadar Samman

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“

Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai
Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog
Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai”
Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye“

Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha
Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli
Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye”
Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

Ajeeb dharam

Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”
Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

Time ka funda

Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge“

Snata on train.

Santa Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The girl realises he is staring and asks, 'Are you looking at my pussy?'

'Yes, I'm sorry,' says Santa and promises to avert his eyes.

'It's quite alright,' replies the woman, 'It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.'

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Santa, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

'I can also make it wink,' says the woman. Santa stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

'Come and sit next to me,' suggests the woman, patting the seat. Santa moves over.

The woman is now visibly horny and asks Santa, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?'

Stunned, Santa replies, 'What! Can it whistle, too?'