Bechara Bhola Bhala Bandar

Ek Bandar Ped Par Betha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Pe Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“

Sharab Bahut Buri Cheez Hai

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha
Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga”
Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain“

Kya Security System Hai

Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga Aur Socha Ki Chalo USA Ghum Ke Aaye
USA Pahunch Gaya Aur Socha Ki, Aaj Shopping Mall Mein Chalta Hun Aur Goriyo Ko Dekhta Hun
Ab Hai To Hamara Santa Tharki Hi, Usne Samne Jaati Ek Gori Ko Dekha Aur Uske Piche Lag Gaya
Thodi Si Aage Jake Bheed Thi Usne Jake Chupke Se Gori Ki Gaand Mein Ungli De Di
Esa Karte Hi Achanak Gori Ko Paad (Fart) Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ki Ungli Bahar Aa Gayi
Ye Dekh Ke Vo Hairan Hua Aur Bola
Santa: “Wah Re America, Yaha To Bundo (Gaand) Mein Bhi Security System Lage Hue Hai“

Hybrid Kheti Ka Naya Farmula

Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho?”
Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“

Bandar Bhi Tharki Ho Gaye

Ek Bar Bandar Ne Ek Lady Ki Taar Pe Sukhti Bra Churayi Aur Ped Pe Beth Gaya
Aurat Chillayi: “Niche Daal Be Jaldi Se Niche Daal”
Bandar Hasa Aur Bola: “Besharam Sabar Kar, Shuruat Bra Se Hi Hoti Hai“

iPill Khane Ke Baad Bhi Bachha Ho Gaya

Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.
Santa Ne Yahi Tarika Apnaya Aur Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.
Santa Rota Hua Apne Dsot Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Santa: “Sale Kutte Kameene Mujhe Marva Diya, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachha Nahi Hoga”
Dost Hairan Hua: “Yaar Impossible Hai, Esa Nahi Ho Sakta”
Santa: “Abe Ho Gaya Na, Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Mene To Sax Ke 3 Gante Ke Baad Hi Ipill Kha Li Thhi, Fir Bhi Pata Nahi Kaisi Ho Gaya“

Sale Sab Tharki Hai

Ek Bada Hi Pareshan Aadmi Doctor Ke Paa Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Meri Biwi Har Raat Toms Bar Pe Jaati Hai, Aur Jo Bhi Usko Kahta Hai Mere Saath So Uske Saath So Jati Hai”
Doctor: “Shant Ho Jao & Take A Deep Breath Aur Mujhe Batao Ye Toms Bar Hai Kidhar?“

Sharaab Piyo Par Itni Bhi Nahi

Santa Apni Girl Friend Ke Saath Movie Dekhne Gaya.
Par Jane Se Pahle Usne Chupp Ke Se Sharab Ke 3 4 Peg Pee Liye.
Kuch Der Movie Chali To Santa Ka Scenes Dekh Ke Mood Ban Gaya Aur Girl Friend Se Chipkane Lag Gaya
Kuch Minutes Ke Baad Achanak Zor Zor Se Chillane Lag Gaya
Santa: “Haye Rabba, Mera Lund Kaha Hai, Mera Lund Kidhar Gaya?”
Ladki Gusse: “Abe Gandu Chup Kar, Tune Meri Panty Mein Haath Dala Hua Hai“

Shareef Ladki Ki Double Meaning Baat

Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”
Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se Awaj Aayi: “Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”
Sabhi Sawariyon Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.

Mard Hone Ke Fayde

Dosto Swami Lunnacharya Ji Ne Mard Hone Ke Fayde Bataye Hai
1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar
Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.
Jai Ho Swami Lunnacharya Ki

Naughty Girlfriend Just Like My Pappu

Boy Friend: “Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?”
Girl Friend: “Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Ja Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun”
Boy Friend: “You Notty, Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai.“

Ise Kahte Hai Shikaar Karna

Ek Baar 3 Shikari Aapas Mein Gappe Maar Rahe Thhe, Aur Apne Apne Shikar Ke Kisse Bata Rahe Thhe
Pahla: “Main Jungle Mein Sher Ka Shikar Karne Gaya, Aur Meri Bandook Mein 2 Hi Goliya Thhi Aur Achanak Left Aur Right Se 2 Sher Aa Gaye”
Baki Shikari: “Achha Fir?”
Pahla Shikari: “Fir Kya Samne Ek Pathar Pada Thha Mene Usko Goli Mari, Goli Ke 2 Tukde Hue Aur Dono Shero Ko Lag Gayi Aur Vo Mar Gaye”
Dusra Shikari: “Huh Ye Bhi Koi Shikar Hai, Main Batata Hun, Ek Bar Main Sher Ko Marne Gaya, Na Mere Pass Bandook Na Koi Aur Hathiyar, Aur Mere Piche Ek Sher Padd Gaya”
Baki Shikari Hairani Se: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Thha Main Baag Ke Ek Ped Pe Chadd Gaya Aur Mera Darr Ke Mare Susu Nikal Gaya, Aur Sher Us Susu Ki Rassi Bana Ke Uper Chadne Lag Gaya.”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Dusra Shikari: “Fir Kya Jaisi Hi Vo Adhe Raste Mein Pahuncha Mene Susu Band Kar Diya Vo Niche Gir Ke Mar Gaya”
Teesra Shikari: “Abe Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Ek Bar Main Jungle Mein Gaya Mere Pass Koi Hathiyar Nahi Thha, Mene Dekha Ki Samne Ek Sher Soya Pada Hai”
Baki Shikari: “Fir?”
Teesra Shikari: “Fir Kya, Maine Uski Gaand Mein Ungli Dedi, Vo Bechara Sharam Se Hi Mar Gaya“

Portability Ka Fayda

Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai
Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.
Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai
Custom Officer: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”
Lady: “Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye”
Custom Officer: “Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?”
Lady: “USA Mein”
Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): “Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?”
Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): “Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile

Bachho Ko Bahlana Asan Kaam Nahi

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Thha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola
Bachha: “Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Kut Kyu Laga Hua Hai”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Vo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye Kut Padd Gaya”
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi Lag Gayi“

Bachho Ko Bahlana Asan Kaam Nahi

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Thha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola
Bachha: “Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Kut Kyu Laga Hua Hai”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Vo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye Kut Padd Gaya”
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Hey Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi Lag Gayi“

Bachha Kaisi Hoga?

Ek Pathan Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pathan: “Dr Saab, Meri Shadi Ko 3 Saal Ho Gaye Hai Par Meri Biwi Ko Bachha Nahi Ho Raha”
Dr: “Hmmmm, Ok Main Check karta Hun, Apni Biwi Ko Ander Bulao”
Pathan Ne Awaj Lagai: “Javed Miya Ander Aa Jao Dr Saab Bula Rahe Hai“

Hybrid Kheti Ka Naya Farmula

Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
Mausam: “Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho?”
Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“

Shehzada Saleem Aur Anarkali

Ek Bar Shehzada Saleem Bade Mood Mein Aakar Anarkali Se Bola
“Anarkali Hum Tumhari Phudi Lena Chahte Hai”
Anarkali: “Shehzada Hazur Itni Badi Cheez Maang Li Aap Ne”
Saleem:  “Ohhhhh Agar Itni Hi Badi Hai To Rehne Hi Do Phir“

Companies Condom Name

Nokia Condoms – Connecting People
Mrf Condoms – Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
Moov Condoms – Aah Se Ahaa Tak
Dunlop Condoms – Extra Wide Extra Grip
Mirinda Condoms – Zor Ka Jhatka Dhere Se Laghe
Air India Condom – The Maharaja Condom
Panama Condoms – Nothing Between You And Me
Duracell Condoms – Longer Lasting
Gadgil Condoms – Environment Friendly
Hero Honda Condom – Fill It, Shut It, Forget It
Mrf Zigma Condoms – Space Age Condoms
Lux Condoms – Filmi Sitaron Ki Pasand
Kelvinator Condom – Its The Coolest One
Bajaj Condoms – Buland Bharat Ki Buland Tasveer
Four Square Condom – Live Life King Size
Videocon Condoms – Bring Home The Leader
Philps Condoms – Lets Make Things Better
Onida Condoms – Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride
Pepsi Condoms – Yehi Hai Right Choice Baby ….Aaaha
Thums Up Condoms – Taste The Thunder
Coca-Cola Condoms – Eat Condom, Sleep Condom Wear Only Coca-Cola Condoms
Ariel Condoms – Dhundate Reh Jaaoge
Rotomac Condoms – Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai
Wills Condoms – Made For Each Other
Servo Condoms – Use Servo, Add Life
Ceat Condoms – Born Tough
Amul Condom – A Gift For Someone You Love
Bpl Condoms – Beleive In The Best
Nike Condoms – Just Do It
Siemens Condoms – Communication Unlimited
Visa Condoms – Go Get It
Bagpiper Condoms – Khub Jamegi Masti Jab Mil Baithenge Teen Yaar,Main, Aap Aur Begpiper Condom
Polo Condoms – A Condom With A Hole
Colgate Condoms – Maa-Maa Mere Condom Me Ched Hai
Cadburry Condom – Asli Swad Jindagi Ka
Prestige Cooker Condom – Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyaar Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkaar
Wills Condoms – Official Sponsor For Indian Cricket Team
Mint-O – Condoms – The Whole Condom
Sony Condoms – Its A Condom
Surf Condom – Bhala Uska Condom Mere Condom Se Gila Kaise

Santa Da Bachha And Telegram

Santa Di Biwi Pregnant Si Te Sante Nu Puri Ummed Si Ki Mainu Munda Hi Ho Hoyega.
Par Delievry To Kuch Din Pehla Hi Santa Da Transfer Doosre Shehar Vich Ho Gaya.
Jaan To Pehla Ne Santa Ne Apne Piyo Nu Keya Ki Maine Telegram Kar Ke Dass Dena
Par Oh Eh Vi Chaunda Si Ki Usde Office Walya Nu Eh Gall Pata Na Chale Coz Oh Parti Nahi Dena Chaunda Si
Te Usne Piyo Ne Keya Ki Tusi Mainu Likh Dena “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Mein Samajh Javanga Ki Munda Hoya Hai

Par Delievery Wale Din Sante Di Biwi Ne Ek Badi Sunder Ji Kudi Nu Janam Ditta
Hun Sante Da Piyo Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Hun Sante Nu Kinj Dassa
Je Mein Likhya Ki “The Watch Has Arrived” Te Santa Samjhega Ki Munda Hoya Hai
Je Main Likhda Haan Ki “Watch Has Not Arrived” Te Santa Sochega Ki Koi Panga Ho Gaya Hai
Par Usda Piyo Bada Syana Si Te Oh Ek Soludion Kadd Ke Sante Nu Telegram Send Kar Denda Hai
Santa Nu Telegram Milda Hai Jisde Vichh Likhya Hunda Hai
“The Watch Has Arrived, But The Pendulum Is Missing”

Failure Is Not When Your Girlfriend Leaves You

Failure Is Not When Your Girlfriend Leaves You,
Its Only When You Leave Her…… Virgin

Condom Company Sponsor Cricket World Cup

Agar Koi Condom Company Ne Cricket World Cup Ko Sponsor Kiya Hota To Uski Advertisment Esi Hoti

Cover Your Stump.
Before You Pump

Responses During Sex With Different Girls

Responses During Sex With Different Girls
Girlfriend – “Wow Darling, This Is Great”
Prostitute – “Come On.. Finish It Now..”
Wife – “I Think The Ceiling Needs Painting..“

Beti Ki Shadi Kar Deni Chahiye

Ek Baap Badi Pareshani Mein Thha Aur Patni Ko Kah Raha Thha
“Ab Hume Beti Ki Shaadi Jaldi Kar Deni Chahiye”
Mom: “Ji Haan Kitchen Se Ab Roj Gajar Muli Gayab Ho Rahi Hai”
Grandfather: “Do Din Se Meri Ladki Bhi Gayab Hai“

Jija Ji Ka Aadar Samman

Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aya

Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”

Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta Esa Nahi Kahte”

Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“

Judva Bache Karvane Ka Asaan Tarika

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

Garibi Ke Haal India Mein

Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai
Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog
Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai”
Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye“

Lund Sabhi Ko Chahiye Hota Hai

Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha
Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli
Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye”
Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“

Ajeeb dharam

Santa Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Santa Ke Gale Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”
Santa Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Lulli Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

Time ka funda

Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha?”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge“

Snata on train.

Santa Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The girl realises he is staring and asks, 'Are you looking at my pussy?'

'Yes, I'm sorry,' says Santa and promises to avert his eyes.

'It's quite alright,' replies the woman, 'It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.'

Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.

Santa, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.

'I can also make it wink,' says the woman. Santa stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.

'Come and sit next to me,' suggests the woman, patting the seat. Santa moves over.

The woman is now visibly horny and asks Santa, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?'

Stunned, Santa replies, 'What! Can it whistle, too?'